Occasional Posts #4: A "Magical" Night in Harlem

Dinner and a movie? Okay... Dinner at Applebee's, not just for the kitsch but, you know, for some Monte Cristo sandwiches washed down with some popcorn shrimp and a couple strawberry daiquiris. Afterwards, take that doe (doe as in kangaroo, son) to the Magic Johnson theatre, throw some more shrimps in her, maybe some traditional popcorn, all while enjoying Brooklyn's Finest starring tax-dodging, Asian-women-loving Nino Brown. (But make sure to avoid the bathrooms.) Ladies, after those two stops, the last item on your man's itinerary is your impregnation. Yes, that's right ladies, if date night is brought to you courtesy of Magic Johnson Enterprises, you might as well resign yourself to conceiving that same night. Showtime!


Applebee's (Harlem)
One W 125th @ the NW corner of 5th Avenue
646.783.6400

Magic Johnson AMC Theatre
300 W 125th bet. St. Nicholas and Frederick Douglass Avenues
212.665.8733