If you ever find yourself stumbling around Harlem on a Friday afternoon with nothing to do, drop by the Masjid Haqsad mosque on Frederick Douglass between 116th and 115th for Friday prayers. It's a sight to behold. Dozens of devotees, quietly kneeling or sitting on rugs placed on the sidewalk, listen intently to some authoritative voice coming from a speakerbox telling them, no doubt, that a swarm of comely virgins await them in the afterlife. Nothing to place you in a state of luxurious serenity than daydreams of busting open hymens. No need to worry godless Harlemites and fervent disciples of ignorance and/or religious intolerance, these Muslims might worship Allah but are down like four flat for Uncle Sam too. 'Dem boys that is. In my humble, the neighborhood could use more "snitches" like those at Masjid Haqsad.Friday, April 2, 2010
Allah Brings 'Em Out in Harlem (NEW VIDEO VIDEO!!!)
If you ever find yourself stumbling around Harlem on a Friday afternoon with nothing to do, drop by the Masjid Haqsad mosque on Frederick Douglass between 116th and 115th for Friday prayers. It's a sight to behold. Dozens of devotees, quietly kneeling or sitting on rugs placed on the sidewalk, listen intently to some authoritative voice coming from a speakerbox telling them, no doubt, that a swarm of comely virgins await them in the afterlife. Nothing to place you in a state of luxurious serenity than daydreams of busting open hymens. No need to worry godless Harlemites and fervent disciples of ignorance and/or religious intolerance, these Muslims might worship Allah but are down like four flat for Uncle Sam too. 'Dem boys that is. In my humble, the neighborhood could use more "snitches" like those at Masjid Haqsad.
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