Occasional Posts #2: Bill Clinton Way?

You know how all the avenues in Harlem are eponymous, not numbered? (The FraudBrown.com Word of the Day, children and inmates, is: EPONYMOUS.) Named after famous, pioneering black leaders: Frederick Douglass, Adam Clayton Powell, Malcolm X, Flavor Fav, etc.? Well, Fraud wonders when Bill Clinton's getting his. I mean, he was our nation's first black president and all, RIGHT?... [***Fraud slams fist down in righteous indignation.***]

Shiiiiiit. Any of you suckers that bought that line read this book, which Fraud recently finished in two days (it was like political crack y'all--I was scratching and e'rything). I know We (that's the royal We) sometimes have a crabs in a barrel mentality, but he done crossed the line. Would have been "getting us coffee"? Indeed. I just revoked Bill Clinton's black card for that one. (Fraud's been given that authority by the great state of New York.) Ol' Billy can commisserate with this guy and this guy.

And then he kept trying to connect Obama to Jesse!!!... [***Fraud shadowboxes Slick Willy to an imaginary bloody pulp, then breaks his saxophone over his knee like a twig, MLB-style.***]

The Clintons' ambition has always been Olympian and a tad grotesque, that much we knew. But for the gods' sake, who knew their ambition trumped all principle? I guess Billy only wants to be black when it serves his purpose. For shame, Billy. For shame. No eponymous Harlem avenue for you. New York's Black Card Commissioner (NYBCC) doesn't care that you have an office here. In fact, f#&k Bill Clinton as a record label and as a motherf$%kin' crew! And if you wanna be down with Bill Clinton, then fuck you too.

Pardon my French. Bob Johnson has that effect on The Kid.