Um, this is Awkward...

Oh, hey... How're you? Wow. It's been... Yeah. So good to see you. I've been wondering how you were doing. You look good. Uh, your hair's different, right?... Yeah, thought so. See, I do notice those things... That was a joke... Look, I'm not trying to start an argument. It really is good to see you. Really good actually. It's just been a little bit... Yes, April... Yes, five months... My bearings kind of, well, fell off and spiraled down Frederick Douglass with the tumbleweed and some potato chip wrappers... But I'm fully equipped again... No, it wasn't you. It's me. It was me. Or him. You know, my dude. But I'm back... For how long? I don't know. Until I get bored or busy again... Yeah, it was always about me. Still is. You know you like it.... So... Geez, where should I start?